May 8, 2009

when snoopy skull came to town

a charming little plastic box, dismantled and sold for scrap metal by evil forces on a mission to prague, told us modern christmas traditions are based on ancient mushroom-using shamans.

sad ruthenium!

great soviet helmets hug huge symbolic landscape epoques. titans die.

the tycho ufo league convinced us we ought to swim. then the dynosaurs swallowed the hot waters of the lake.

it's sad when i hear people comparing this to the prequel "police on the lookout for joyriding aliens". the dew is on the hill. strange devices disable cars when owners are late with monthly payment. mars agents get into their homes, dressed in black, wearing black sunglasses, they destroy the doors, freeze the furniture, eat all the beans in the house, dance & fart, then disappear.

for beginners, there is the artificially-flavored sad machine singing on the corner. this entity promises to destroy life on earth. bullet shaped heads eat cia X pills.

a stack of paranoid lizards were thrown into the sun. they founded the aztec empire one million years ago. they were called "capricorn anubis zorro".